Single, No Chaser.

By KatyByrd

This week was hilarious!

First Cage decides that he is going to take his frustrations out on poor little Chi Chi. WTF? If you want to demonstrate the length and girth of your manliness I could think of about a million different ways. Picking a fight with a guy who is probably half your size is REALLY not the way to go. Then Big Rig does the sweetest thing and brings Daisy coffee in bed after she had her heart stomped on by that f*tard London last episode.  If I recall correctly Big Rig was the guy who got almost naked on stage. Actually he was naked except for his guitar. Big Rig looks promising this week. I mean come on! How sweet was that! I wonder what else he does in the morning for brownie points.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…

THEN Fox gets the MVP award for doing nothing. I so wanted to jump through my TV, grab Fox by his nuts, and shake the stupid out of him. For this award he gets a date with Daisy. Where he starts to ramble complete nonsense about why he and Daisy are perfect for each other. At least I think. All he did was talk to the camera. He did not look at her throughout his whole ramble session. G.R.O.S.S. to the infinite power!

After all of the drama of the photo shoot…just when you think that the guys that lost get a little down time…the impossible/completely stages happens. A skunk finds its way into the house. I actually liked that this happened. It gave us an opportunity to separate the men from the boys. 12 Pack got sprayed in the face and got all freaked out. He and Chi Chi poured tomato sauce on him and then he started to vomit. What a pussy. Actually a few of the guys started to gag and vomit. The smell is horrible. Who, you might ask, finally handled the little critter? That’s right, Big Rig. Step aside boys let that hot little southern man handle the situation.

The winners of the challenge got a date at the local skate park. Flex was the truly outgoing one. I have to give him credit he got onto the largest ramp and just went for it. He had no idea what he was doing but he made it go right! Got to love the can do attitude.  Sinister tried to skate a little but was only willing to try so hard. 6 Gauge (named for the 6 gauge Prince Albert piercing he has) refused to get on a board sitting the fact that he was “larger” than the other guys and more mature. Course after the date he pulls out his junk in the limo to show Daisy his piercing.  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I wonder if it has a bell on it.  

Poor Cage, in the end he lets his emotions and insecurities get the best of him. Cage gets hammered and accidently burns Flex with a metal laurel Foxx had worn on his date. Well. See what had happened was Cage smarted off to 6 Gauge and got up to get into a fight. Flex decides to make this an opportunity to get back at Cage for burning him by grabbing him from behind and punching him. This doesn’t sit well with Cage, who already has anger issues, and Cage decides to leave before he hurts anyone. Smart choice and one we all knew was going to have to happen. Guys leaving before they get eliminated are a disturbing trend though.

On the brighter side, next week involves a boxing ring.  Evidently Chi Chi and Sinister go at it and Sinister gets whooped! JUICY!  I don’t think that their friendship will last very long. Till next week!!  
 

      XOXO

      Katy Byrd